//Sorry I’ve been kinda inactive guys. I just haven’t really been feeling RP much as of late. I’ll get to replies as soon as I feel up to it.//

agentoklahoma sent:

Extending the same suggestion as I have been to other 'Muricans. COME TO AUSTRALIA! We have cute fuzzy animals, lovely weather, beaches all around and EVERYONE here loves foreign accents so your pick of hotties. Just ditch your terrifying country and live here.

tzeentchgodofchange:

miss-nerdgasmz:

Don’t y’all have that shitty prime minister, lol

((what would you rather, be threatened by the idiots who are going around ‘purging’ be constantly worried about the police shooting you or worry about a guy whos going to be in power three years then be booted out?))

//cUTE FUZZY ANIMALS MY LEFT ASS CHEEK. YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU.//

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#nsfw
askfuseandro sent:

"Don't pussyfoot around...I want it to -hurt.-"

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marquisdemontmatre sent:

You know, I don't think you ever visited my home.

marquisdemontmatre:

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askacultist:

"No, I don’t believe I have." Shizuo mused. "Perhaps a little vacation is called for."

"Just what I was thinking. I’ll tell my staff to get prepare for our arrival"

She smiles faintly, the idea of seeing a new, unfamiliar world too tempting for her to resist. “Is there anything I should know before we go there? How to act, how to dress, anything of that sort?”

"Well, considering the Portal is my laboratory, you’ll fit right in. However, if you wish to be present at court, you might want to bring something more proper than a lab coat. If you desire I can have my personal dresser make something that fits for such an occasion. Other than that, be proper and polite to nobility, they are an eccentric and sometimes irritating bunch, but I rather not start any situations. As for my lab and entourage, they are quite open, tolerant and frank, and won’t be of any issue."

"I understand. Unfortunately I don’t believe I have anything that would quite fit with the style of your world, so perhaps it would be best for me to obtain an outfit when we arrive. If the nobility are eccentric and easily fascinated, then I have a feeling we’ll have quite a lot to talk about." She answers with a chuckle.

Back to School
Kindergarten: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
Elementary/Middle: I can't wait to see my friends!!! this is gonna be a great school year bye mom!
High school: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
University: I can't wait to see my friends!!! this is gonna be a great school year bye mom!
KICK THE CAN!

ranity:

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Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

(Source: cherryhatter)

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
suicide hotlines;
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
Canada: 1-800-448-3000
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
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Egypt: 762-1602
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Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
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Israel: 09-8892333
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(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
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Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
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Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
marquisdemontmatre sent:

You know, I don't think you ever visited my home.

marquisdemontmatre:

askacultist:

"No, I don’t believe I have." Shizuo mused. "Perhaps a little vacation is called for."

"Just what I was thinking. I’ll tell my staff to get prepare for our arrival"

She smiles faintly, the idea of seeing a new, unfamiliar world too tempting for her to resist. “Is there anything I should know before we go there? How to act, how to dress, anything of that sort?”

//I tagged one post as NSFW and suddenly porn blogs

jfc are you omnipotent bots that just somehow know whenever someone uses the nsfw tag? Jesus//

tags:
#askfuseandro
#nsfw
askfuseandro sent:

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Everyone loves AUs!
Arranged: Our muses will be in an arranged marriage. The thread will begin a few days before their wedding in order to allow them to interact before.
Vegas: Muses will wake up after a wild night, not remembering what happened and only knowing that they are in bed together. (if you want to do the full Vegas experience of horror, they can be married)
Little Mermaid/Merman: Muses will follow the CLASSIC plot of the Little Mermaid. Means no happy ending... sorry.
Cinderella: Once again, muses will follow the CLASSIC plot.
War: Muses will be on the same or opposite sides of a war (i.e. Revolutionary -French or Amercian-, Civil, or the World Wars). If the same, they must rely on each other during a situation where they are pinned down. If opposite, P.O.W. situation or spying.
Underworld: Vampires vs. Lycans. Specify which side you would like your muse to be on and I will pick opposite. Either set before the "war" in the movies, or in the future when everything is done underground to avoid detection by the humans.
Spartacus: Muses will be gladiators or freed slaves against the roman army. This can even go a little before that to where the muses are in bounds and before they get free.
Child: Our characters suddenly find themselves responsible for an infant and attempt to look after it until they can find who the child belongs to with little luck
Coffee Shop: One of our characters works in a coffee shop and the other has a crush on them. They come in all the time for coffee even though they don’t drink it. One day they are approached by their crush and they get talking.
College: Our characters meet while attending university and end up sharing a dorm room. Awkwardness ensues after a drunk one night stand after a night of partying
Criminal: Our characters are criminals on the run from the police, doing whatever they can to remain free. They take on various disguises and aliases as they travel from country to country. (Can involve multiple FCs)
Haunted: One of our characters dies and comes back to visit the other, they cannot pass over until they’ve told the other person their feelings for them, which they cannot bring themselves to do. In the meantime the other person begins to fall in love with the ghost.
Highschool: Our characters attend high school together and hate each other. They avoid each other at all costs until they end up in detention together or are forced to work on a project together. They begin to become friends although neither of them will admit it.
Hostage: One of our characters is a criminal, that takes refuge in the other characters house, essentially keeping them hostage. The hostage begins to develop feelings for their capture and helps them evade the police.
Magic: One of our characters gains magical powers but has no idea how to control them. With the other characters help they try to figure out how to use them correctly but not without some mishaps along the way.
Possessed: One of our characters is possessed by a demon and the other must figure out a way of saving them before its too late.
Road Trip: Our characters go on a road trip, there’s a lot of laughter and fun and sightseeing and also a lot of trouble along the way.
Royalty: One of our characters is royalty and the other is their servant. The servant has feelings for the Royalty but knows nothing can happen as they (Royalty) are engaged to marry and it is frowned upon. Little do they know that their feelings are returned.
Sanatorium: One of our characters is a long time resident in a sanatorium and the other is the new staff member assigned to care for them.
Serial Killer: Our characters are a pair of serial killers who have teamed up and began a killing spree, targeting the weak and vulnerable.
Victim: One of our characters is a victim of a terrible crime and is found by the other character, who tries to help them through there ordeal but falls in love with them along the way.