//Letting you guys know I’m not dead, just struggling to get some inspiration going. I dunno when the muses and inspiration will come back. Hopefully soon, but who knows?//

//man I have just been a terrible RP partner on this blog lately

Idk why I’ve just kinda lost the muses on this blog, dunno when I’ll get them back. Wait and see, I guess. Sorry about that, guys.//

//Sorry I’ve been kinda inactive guys. I just haven’t really been feeling RP much as of late. I’ll get to replies as soon as I feel up to it.//

agentoklahoma sent:

Extending the same suggestion as I have been to other 'Muricans. COME TO AUSTRALIA! We have cute fuzzy animals, lovely weather, beaches all around and EVERYONE here loves foreign accents so your pick of hotties. Just ditch your terrifying country and live here.

tzeentchgodofchange:

miss-nerdgasmz:

Don’t y’all have that shitty prime minister, lol

((what would you rather, be threatened by the idiots who are going around ‘purging’ be constantly worried about the police shooting you or worry about a guy whos going to be in power three years then be booted out?))

//cUTE FUZZY ANIMALS MY LEFT ASS CHEEK. YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU.//

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askfuseandro sent:

"Don't pussyfoot around...I want it to -hurt.-"

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marquisdemontmatre sent:

You know, I don't think you ever visited my home.

marquisdemontmatre:

askacultist:

marquisdemontmatre:

askacultist:

"No, I don’t believe I have." Shizuo mused. "Perhaps a little vacation is called for."

"Just what I was thinking. I’ll tell my staff to get prepare for our arrival"

She smiles faintly, the idea of seeing a new, unfamiliar world too tempting for her to resist. “Is there anything I should know before we go there? How to act, how to dress, anything of that sort?”

"Well, considering the Portal is my laboratory, you’ll fit right in. However, if you wish to be present at court, you might want to bring something more proper than a lab coat. If you desire I can have my personal dresser make something that fits for such an occasion. Other than that, be proper and polite to nobility, they are an eccentric and sometimes irritating bunch, but I rather not start any situations. As for my lab and entourage, they are quite open, tolerant and frank, and won’t be of any issue."

"I understand. Unfortunately I don’t believe I have anything that would quite fit with the style of your world, so perhaps it would be best for me to obtain an outfit when we arrive. If the nobility are eccentric and easily fascinated, then I have a feeling we’ll have quite a lot to talk about." She answers with a chuckle.

Back to School
Kindergarten: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
Elementary/Middle: I can't wait to see my friends!!! this is gonna be a great school year bye mom!
High school: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
University: I can't wait to see my friends!!! this is gonna be a great school year bye mom!
KICK THE CAN!

ranity:

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Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

(Source: cherryhatter)

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
suicide hotlines;
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
Canada: 1-800-448-3000
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
marquisdemontmatre sent:

You know, I don't think you ever visited my home.

marquisdemontmatre:

askacultist:

"No, I don’t believe I have." Shizuo mused. "Perhaps a little vacation is called for."

"Just what I was thinking. I’ll tell my staff to get prepare for our arrival"

She smiles faintly, the idea of seeing a new, unfamiliar world too tempting for her to resist. “Is there anything I should know before we go there? How to act, how to dress, anything of that sort?”

//I tagged one post as NSFW and suddenly porn blogs

jfc are you omnipotent bots that just somehow know whenever someone uses the nsfw tag? Jesus//

tags:
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askfuseandro sent:

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